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Should we split this out into its own service?
what got sent
Great question! Microservices offer independent deployability, clearer ownership boundaries, and the ability to scale components separately as load grows. That said, they also introduce network overhead, distributed tracing complexity, and operational burden that a monolith avoids.
You'd also need to stand up service discovery, handle partial failures gracefully, and invest in observability tooling to trace requests across boundaries — none of which is free. Given our team size and the fact that this component doesn't have independent scaling needs yet, I don't think the trade-off pays for itself right now, though it's worth revisiting once we have dedicated platform capacity.
one line would've done
Not yet. We're three engineers. This'd just be latency with extra steps.
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